Far from Desserts.. I'm stressed.
I tink, I am too stressed.. and I nid a chnl to relieve my stress.. haha.. sianz.. tomo is exam I stil got sooo much to study... The more I read, the more I feel itz meaningless... Sianz... I cant wait for exam to be over!!!
Some super duper lame jokes I got :
Q : Have you tot abt why Singh (my so-called Baryee) are shopkeepers of many stores???
A : Coz when ppl go shop they are the buyers and therefore make the Singhs the buyee (baryee) .. hahaha (no.. I am not racist..)
Q : Wat is Mat (Malay/ ahmad) fav ang mo show??
A : Ally Matbeal...
No.. I am reali not tat racist..
Q : Do you noe why Adam and Eve cant be chinese/malay/indian?
A : Coz when saturn tried to ask the snake to get them to eat the forbidden fruit, the chinese would say "quick.. get it..Dun forget the snake.. snake oso can eat!"
A : Ah Huan wud hav told the other party "relac la.. tomoro oso can eat..."
A : Ah neh would have conned the snake into eating the apple instead..
haha... here's another one...
Ah Lian called Ah Beng over the telephone. Lian: " Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, leh." Beng: " Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?" Lian: " The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com ". Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to hepchu, lah." Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is. Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, " Kan ni na, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."
Here's one that works best when told aloud.
Ah Lian went to the Emporium to look for knee-high stockings and approached a salesgirl.Ah Lian: Loo ooh buay stocking kao knee boh? (Do you sell stockings reaching the knee?)Salesgirl: Kao nee? Kao yeo, ooh. Boh kao nee eh! (Up to the breasts ("nee")? Up to the waist, got. Don't have up to the breasts, one!)Ah Lian, realising her mistake, quickly corrected herself: Mm si tng nang eh 'nee'... si ang-mor eh 'knee'!(means: not Chinese 'nee'... English 'knee'! But actually sounds like: Not Chinese breasts... I mean Caucasian breasts!)
haha.. not funny?? ok ok.. for more jokes, pls go here : http://www.talkingcock.com
Some super duper lame jokes I got :
Q : Have you tot abt why Singh (my so-called Baryee) are shopkeepers of many stores???
A : Coz when ppl go shop they are the buyers and therefore make the Singhs the buyee (baryee) .. hahaha (no.. I am not racist..)
Q : Wat is Mat (Malay/ ahmad) fav ang mo show??
A : Ally Matbeal...
No.. I am reali not tat racist..
Q : Do you noe why Adam and Eve cant be chinese/malay/indian?
A : Coz when saturn tried to ask the snake to get them to eat the forbidden fruit, the chinese would say "quick.. get it..Dun forget the snake.. snake oso can eat!"
A : Ah Huan wud hav told the other party "relac la.. tomoro oso can eat..."
A : Ah neh would have conned the snake into eating the apple instead..
haha... here's another one...
Ah Lian called Ah Beng over the telephone. Lian: " Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, leh." Beng: " Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?" Lian: " The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com ". Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to hepchu, lah." Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is. Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, " Kan ni na, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."
Here's one that works best when told aloud.
Ah Lian went to the Emporium to look for knee-high stockings and approached a salesgirl.Ah Lian: Loo ooh buay stocking kao knee boh? (Do you sell stockings reaching the knee?)Salesgirl: Kao nee? Kao yeo, ooh. Boh kao nee eh! (Up to the breasts ("nee")? Up to the waist, got. Don't have up to the breasts, one!)Ah Lian, realising her mistake, quickly corrected herself: Mm si tng nang eh 'nee'... si ang-mor eh 'knee'!(means: not Chinese 'nee'... English 'knee'! But actually sounds like: Not Chinese breasts... I mean Caucasian breasts!)
haha.. not funny?? ok ok.. for more jokes, pls go here : http://www.talkingcock.com
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